If my ex boyfriend knew what I have been doing all along he would be horrified.

I’m not sure why, but there must have been some premonition instinct that he was going to do me wrong on some level. So I wanted to plan in advance my revenge and somehow I knew that I should do something that would most likely traumatize him for life.

I have a huge kitchen, so I thought I should use all the tools at my disposal. My best options: my big freezer and a turkey baster. Although men do not incite any arousal in me for any reason, and the reason for this is I know that men are all horn dog’s and I can never get that out of my head so I have a very dry vagina. Although, that is the case my last boyfriend reminded me of a slug always wanting to slime his loogies all over me and I know for a fact he wished he could get me pregnant so that he could own me for life. The fact is I am fixed yet he is not, so this is where it get’s very interesting and now the tables are turned to the revenge side. Would you like a dish of revenge served for your next meal keep reading this stalker and you might not have an appetite ever again.

Every time he wanted to do his dirty deed in me, unbeknownst to him I sucked his sperm out of what once was a dry vagina. Afterwards I took the specimen of what I considered a crime scene, due to the fact I knew being with him would contribute to more emotional trauma. After I gathered my evidence from the crime scene I froze it in freezer bags and I have a lot of it this dude is the horniest human I have ever met in my entire life. So he gets what he gives and this is what I did.

There is a huge price on messing with a person’s mental well being and I except compensation. It would have been easier if I was just a prostitute getting paid for that sort of interaction. So a few months ago my daughter and I devised a plan for that compensation, which actually there will never be enough money for the emotional damage that has been inflicted on me. Anyways, now unbeknownst to my now ex boyfriend my daughter is pregnant and we have a couple that cannot conceive on their own willing to pay big bucks to adopt a child and there is still a lot of sperm left in the freezer so I expect we will be doing this in the near future.